I spent lots of time trying to find the excuses for me to jerk before I go to work without feeling any guilt afterwards. Here they are:
1. Windows Vista is not as fast as it should be. I need to occupy the time I spend waiting.
2. I forgot when I last had decent sex with my beloved.
3. After I jerk off I feel no interest towards half-naked asian beauties, who I see in the bars in plenty.
4. There's always no woman who could satisfy me when I'm on a business trip.
5. It feels good.
6. After jerking off I forget that I'm a human being and act like a robot. That's real corporate style.
7. It takes my mind off other things, those being work, weather, sex, money, relationships.