With this kind of weather I'll be waiting for my bike for ages and ages. And I fucking want to ride.
Probably if those motherfuckers didn't steal my bike, everything would've been totally different. Hell knows.
Now I have a free hour.
have no umbrella.
Am hungry.
Want to eat, but won't go out 'cause of the rain.
No, I will go out 'cause I'm fucking hungry.

"Again and again and again and again
You're jumping someone else's train"
(c)

На русском, наверное, звучало бы как:

"Ой бля, вот бля, чо бля, на бля
Ты снова наступил на этот грабля"