Don't get the baby if you want to.
And don't have the baby if you were a very good kid yourself. Don't get one if you were a bad kid either.
Don't have the baby if you don't know know what to do with it.Don't have the baby if you think you're gonna be a good parent. Don't have the baby if you got nothing to raise the baby up on. I mean, cash. I always mean cash when I say something.
Don't get the baby if you're not ready. And if you think you are ready, go to the children's hospital at about 2 a.m. and stay there for a couple of hours. Just watch. And listen. And think again.
Don't think you planned it all, though.
Cause even if you did, your plansgo to hell with not enough sleep.
Go to bed at 00:00. Wake up at 6:00. Repeat. Repeat.
Do that for a week.
A month.
I guess I kinda broke all the aforementioned rules.
Do I regret?
No, I don't.
I'm just marveling at myself.