I couldn't care less.
Objects documented in literature include:
Razor, screw, screwdriver, small rolled tool bag (15×12 cm, including tools 620 g), hairpin, milk can opener, drill bit
Short staffs, such as a 27 cm long chair leg, a 19 cm long spade handle and a broken off broom handle, extension parts for a vacuum cleaner
Containers, sometimes exceeding 0.5 L in volume, e.g. sparkling wine bottles, bottles of Coca Cola, jam pots, small beer glasses, cups
Spray can, light bulb, vacuum tube, candle
WWII artillery shell requiring attention from a bomb squad
Table tennis ball, Boccia ball
Ammunition, firecracker
Vibrator, rubber rod, dildo
A toy car
Spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine at the same time
Plastic tooth brush case
Not all objects are solid. In 1987, a case was documented of a patient who administered a cement enema. After it solidified and impacted, the resulting block had to be surgically extracted. Another extreme case occurred in November 1953. A depressed man inserted a 15 cm long cardboard tube into his rectum and tossed a lighted firecracker into the tube's opening, resulting in a large hole in his rectum.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_foreign_body
Razor, screw, screwdriver, small rolled tool bag (15×12 cm, including tools 620 g), hairpin, milk can opener, drill bit
Short staffs, such as a 27 cm long chair leg, a 19 cm long spade handle and a broken off broom handle, extension parts for a vacuum cleaner
Containers, sometimes exceeding 0.5 L in volume, e.g. sparkling wine bottles, bottles of Coca Cola, jam pots, small beer glasses, cups
Spray can, light bulb, vacuum tube, candle
WWII artillery shell requiring attention from a bomb squad
Table tennis ball, Boccia ball
Ammunition, firecracker
Vibrator, rubber rod, dildo
A toy car
Spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine at the same time
Plastic tooth brush case
Not all objects are solid. In 1987, a case was documented of a patient who administered a cement enema. After it solidified and impacted, the resulting block had to be surgically extracted. Another extreme case occurred in November 1953. A depressed man inserted a 15 cm long cardboard tube into his rectum and tossed a lighted firecracker into the tube's opening, resulting in a large hole in his rectum.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_foreign_body